me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles.
Being sexually frustrated like…
my life rn
my life permanently
The next supreme
Anyone going this year? I am
Maybe we can meet up and hang out?